JOKES

Ek Ladki thi Deewani si 

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Or mai sirf yahi kah pata
ki yeh Phone nahi
TV ka remote hai !


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Cow & Cat Both are Sisters!

Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
Arey simple hai yaar…
dekho..
Cow Hamari ‘Mata’ hoti hai
Aur
Billi ‘Mausi’!
Hui na sisters










                                                                         Funny Jokes                                    by aditya

Bina Interest Pe Loan 

Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Santa:
Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!

                                                                       Funny Jokes                                    by aditya

Char Dosto Ki Azeeb Kahani

Ek baar char dost the,
Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta Singh
Chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola
Ek bhi customer nahin aaya ..
Pata hai Kyun..?
Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…
Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..
Pata hai Kyun?
Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..
Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee…
But Ek bhi sawari nahin aayi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Ek din Taxi kharab ho gayi…
Charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya…
but taxi wahi ki wahi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the…
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya…
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa,
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye….
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz bachhe ke baap ka nam SANTA Singh tha…! 




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Santa in a Bank 

 

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki….
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”
Innocent Santa



                                                                        Funny Jokes                                    by aditya